“Finally, the future looks like the future!”
“Finally, the future looks like the future!”
“Oh sure, you think you’re all so funny pointing out the obvious hypocrisy. Well, I thought it was obvious based on my track record, that the “and survive” would be assumed there at the end.”
“Which, incidentally, is why I’m happy to announce another $50 billion in ever bigger bombs for Israel.”
would be way higher up the list, but this is modern slavery. They still use the old-fashioned kind
Because if there’s one takeaway from Lincoln’s presidency, it’s that it’s always worthwhile to do and say heinous things to try to appease the chuds. They will appreciate your consideration and compromise and definitely not start a war and just assassinate you anyway
Do you think any of these people even take the moment to appreciate the irony of the “you must vote for this person and no other, even if you don’t support him, or else we won’t have democracy” stance?
I don’t think so, but I hope so…
I like to believe that Satan is down there making odds for why people are going to Hell, and that he’s flabbergasted at the unprecedented spike in making graven images just wrecking his profit margins
"You’re right, this is great! It’s never been so easy to make sure I’m not just throwing up stale “art by committee” tropes and drivel. What a time saver! Wait, you meant to actually use them? "
Damn, I was really hoping this was a recent video, like the most lanyard-y lanyards trying to use ’s raw charisma as transportation secretary to get people excited to vote for Biden…
“Oh no, we’re very confident about what qualifies as a human shield: ”
This face has kind of a Buckethead vibe to it, and with that slogan he should use Coma for his campaign music
“I have said that before! It was completely wrong and asinine, then and now, but I think we all know by now how little that matters to me!”
The [owners] are in control of all of the above.
The [owners] are in control of those all-important MARKET CRASHES.
Wow, I assumed it was just a silly gimmick, but that is some impressive commitment to verisimilitude
Cashier: I’m going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items
Stocker: I’m going to have to reshelf so many damn items
Also stocker: I’m going to have to throw away so many damn items
Store management: I’m going to turn over so many damn employees
Rich Consumers: I’m going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses
Poor Consumers: I’m going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve)
Store owner: I’m going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone’s a winner!
Truly, the country with the world’s most representative democracy
That’s what happens when you emulate everything about Starship Troopers too unquestioningly
Well s have like 14 nipples so there’s a lot to get irritated under there
“There is the impression from the outside that in the United States there is scrutiny in most sectors, so having one of the largest private hospital operators in the United States with one of the main private equity funds as their backers, I couldn’t see the problem,” said Muscat.
I enjoy using magic markers
Hard to say which she has been huffing more of, her markers or her farts. It’s like someone plugged the emoji into an LLM prompt
lol, guessing their next law will add the 'Murican asterisk: unless it is more profitable to do so, or you really want to and identify as Christian and are white
“This year we’ll begin to learn about our bodies…”
‘Isn’t 2nd grade a bit young for sex ed.?’
“What are you talking about? I meant field dressing a gun wound!”
‘Oh, carry on then’