lol, the follow up to this election is like after the end of a play when all the actors come back out and cheer for each other for how well they got the audience to purchase tickets, suspend disbelief, and buy in to the drama of the “good” and “bad” guys for the duration of the show
🎶 Springtime for MAGA and 'Murica! Winter for Gaza and Chad 🎶
PS I don’t really know what’s going on in Chad, it was just the single syllable country having the hardest time. I’ll remove if I posted something offensive
“Hey Boss, what color should we use to indicate that one city is literally 5x the next worst?”
‘Uh…I guess just use the color and opacity of the air itself at that point’
Is snakes out there this big?!
Yes, actually…
Hell, on the degree he’s divorced from reality alone he could take that title
“And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish”
That’s a very different movie when you’re stuck on a bus and everyone has to keep Fart over 55…Perfect opportunity for a break out performance by Keanu Beans though 
Pentbear is where we quarantine all the 
content that the 
confiscates
“Well, I’m the most important person in every organization I’m in and I’m completely useless and expendable. So just imagine how much more so all the drones must be!”
Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes etc.
Swastikas, Fasces, and Totenkopfs
Joe Biden, but that’s just playing the odds really 
I heap a lot of contempt on people who completely miss the point of Starship Troopers, but that’s nothing compared to the people whose take away from WALL-E is to dream of boarding The Axiom…
More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!
Because Xi finally hears our prayers:
He can’t trick me: Anti-aging? Bizarre Facial transformation? He clearly has found The One Ring
Is it a fluke from the face lifts or did they give Biden a Bajoran nose to help hold his Aviators in place? Maybe the Dems think it will increase their ‘resistance’ cred?
& go
More Bill Hicks commenting on current events 30 years ago…
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh?
“I think what God meant to say…”
I have never been that confident.
Next we have a bible out called ‘The New Living Bible’, it’s the bible in updated and modern English. I guess to make it more palatable for people to read. But its really weird, when you listen to it.
“And Jesus walked on water. And Peter said, ‘Awesome!'”
Suddenly we got Jesus hanging ten across the Sea of Galilee. Christ’s Bogus Adventure, you know. Deuteronomy 90210, you know.
Bloody hell, that lens flare
: “And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FOR!”
This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation