Wtf, it’s some kind of magical elixir you’re supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    30·
    24 hours ago

    Bloody hell, that lens flare i-cant: “And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FOR!”

    This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation

      • FunkYankkkees [they/them, pup/pup's]@hexbear.netEnglish
        3·
        6 hours ago

        The number is almost certainly made up
        A lot of shopping websites have some javascript to invent a random number of people who are either looking at the item, or have added it to their cart
        The smart ones will tie it to a cookie so if you refresh the number doesn’t go down but only up