God hates a coward, sonny!

La Bamba (especially if you don’t speak Spanish)

Anything by Nickelback

And my shameful former go-to karaoke song, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.

It’s a deep and sad story

And also heavily revisionist! None of this is evident from the Miyamoto texts!

Nothing’s wrong with being over 30, we’re just not in “The Demo” anymore.

Yeah, technically it’s 18-34 but the segment of “The Demo” most stuff is targeted to is under 30.

Mario is ace¹. Luigi is straight². Wario is gay³ and Waluigi is both transmasc and pansexual⁴.

Okay but we as the audience are still supposed to suspend our disbelief and interpret it as Mario (the character) killing Bowser (the character)

Also, if it’s all kayfabe and stuntmen, how do we know that Bowser isn’t straight in real life and gay in kayfabe?

Is it really affirmation if he says it as he throws Bowser to his death?

Really makes it seem like Mario is a proponent of “Bury your gays”

Digby Tatham-Warter had a better method. He would go into battle with a bowler hat and an umbrella, reasoning that “Only a bloody fool of an Englishman would carry an umbrella into battle.” They wouldn’t think he was a spy, either, because a bowler hat and umbrella is simply too on-the-nose to be used as a cover.

Building on this, once you have a rhythm, you can start to imagine what your lyrical structure and flow is like. Once you know how the words are going to fit in the rhythm, look for words that articulate the thoughts and feelings that went into the melody. Then find words that rhyme with the previous set of words, and string them together with the beat as a guideline for how many syllables you can fit.

Unfortunately, your first few goes are going to be either word salads that don’t really make sense or pretty derivative of lyricists and poets you like. But a wiser fella than I once said “Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”

Really the biggest problem with Hypnospace Outlaw is that it’s too short. Which is what we in the critic business call “the opposite of a complaint.”

Barf isn’t a dog. He’s a Mog. Half man, half dog. He’s his own best friend.

and don’t want to see their precious: lose ground

We check all our peas for the qualities of a grade A pea. That’s right, we test the A-ness so you can taste the pea-ness

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Look, you gotta fill out a C-69 comm request then you gotta get the S-420 comm petition (the rose one, not the pink one) and have at least 15 people sign it (in triplicate) and then you get access to the Admin Comm Request (that’s the gold one, not the yellow one) and then you send that off and in 18-118 business days, they’ll start the process of adding it to the Official Comm Recommendation List for the next 5-Year Comm Plan.

The only sport I’m actually talented in is lacrosse, but it’s so goddamn bougie that no school I went to ever really supported it. I remember one time in PE we just kinda split the gym in half with floor hockey on one side and basketball on the other. My buddy and I went to grab sticks and we saw they had lacrosse equipment so we dug out a couple sticks and started tossing a ball around. Our teacher was like “Hey, I appreciate you two finding something you’re excited about, but it’s just not what we’re doing right now.”

It’s called Mount Rushmore, bud

I changed my mind you can have my cake but you have to come get it, I’ll DM you the address