The Pepsi of [email protected]

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Joined 5 months ago
Cake day: March 1st, 2024


  • I’d rather not reveal my real name, but my father was planning to name me after his favorite wrestler. My mom agreed to the name without knowing where it came from. A couple days before my due date, one of my mom’s friends said “oh, like the wrestler?” My mom wasn’t too happy about the name she was set on giving me belonging to some “muscle-headed fake athlete”. To make matters worse, I arrived a day early. So, mom just said “fuck it” and used the name anyway, but with different spelling (and a random middle name change).

    Not revealing the name, I will accept guesses, though. Just don’t expect a straight answer.

    Edit: I’m 44, guys. You’re going to have to guess farther back. lol