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Cake day: 2023年7月7日
  • flute@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 5th February to 11th February)English
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    5 个月前

    I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from “lets meet up in London” to “lets meet up at your town”.

    We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

    Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn’t strung me along.

    Doesn’t Matter: Had Sex.

    EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

    • She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
    • She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

    My friends, I think I deserve a trophy 😎 😎 😎

  • flute@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 1st January to 6th January)English
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    6 个月前

    Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

    • Called me cute
    • Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
    • Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

    So I’m thinking to myself “yeah she likes me”. I’m calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

    During a conversation I’m talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she’s asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can’t do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

    “I’m already in a relationship, so I’m not interested in you that way (:”

    So I’m like “oh well, blew it”

    After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

    I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she’s hot AF.

    Still, I got a chatty new friend!

  • flute@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 11h December to 17th December)English
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    7 个月前

    I haven’t been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I’ve got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I’m hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.

    So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.

    On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.

    She was quite shy and didn’t really do much talking (I’m sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I’m not surprised she was shy.

    HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we’ve even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!

    The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn’t kiss her. Two reasons:

    • She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn’t want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
    • She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn’t feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that’s got to count for brownie points, right?)

    I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she’s just such a delight, not to mention she doesn’t deserve even half the shit she’s received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)