Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • JasonDJEnglish
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    6 months ago

    Surprise sprays tend to happen when your staring over the stradle-style bidet, trying to figure out how the hell to work it.

    Met a new friend and his wife once. Had no idea what it was. Touched a knob and the ceiling got wet.

    The guy got me set up with a nice job in what ended up being a lucrative career.

    They got divorced a few years later. Husband moved out west with a friend’s girlfriend. Said friend ended up marrying the wife. She’s a slut, and they’re going through a divorce now.