Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agoWho Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance?www.theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down14
arrow-up199arrow-down1external-linkWho Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance?www.theonion.comArthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaresolsangraallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·4 months agopoor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts
minus-squarealekwithak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-24 months agoI was gonna say… "Face Shape: Cherubic. Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black. When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel". Where even is the satire?
minus-squareclassic@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoFacts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that
poor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts
I was gonna say…
"Face Shape: Cherubic.
Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.
When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".
Where even is the satire?
Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil
Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that