• Honytawk
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    1 month ago

    I only sin so Jesus has a job.

    I’m a job creator.

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        You have been connected to JESUS.

        Please type your prayer below.

        You can say things like “mom could really use that surgery” or “please let my football team win.”

        Your prayers are important to us, so please wait on the line while your savior responds. We know you have a choice in saviors, and we are proud that you have trusted your soul with us.

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