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  • Possibly linuxM
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    3 days ago

    Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.

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      3 days ago

      For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        3 days ago

        Well that’s a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai–

        Nevermind.