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Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.
For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.
Well that’s a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai–
Nevermind.
“Ah Boss says we don’t need server”
“What we do with server then?”
“Throw out window, just takes space”
“But we have no Windows”
“Throw out Linux then”
A friend of mine has just pivoted into the massively-growing ‘resource repatriation’ sector.
