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  • Possibly linuxM
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    Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.

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      For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        Well that’s a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai–

        Nevermind.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    A friend of mine has just pivoted into the massively-growing ‘resource repatriation’ sector.

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    4 days ago

    “Ah Boss says we don’t need server”

    “What we do with server then?”

    “Throw out window, just takes space”