I can recreate similar results in any mirror with enough alcohol.
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(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
You look just as hot as you do in the mirror in real life, you just gotta carry yourself with the same confidence you do alone in the bathroom.
Naked and arguing with myself. Got it.
Confidence matters more than you might think. With enough confidence, you could walk down a high street completely naked, and leave others wondering if they are actually over dressed.
The bathtub scene in “Get Carter” is an excellent example. Michael Caine manages to walk out onto the street with nothing but a dad body, a shotgun, and a pissed off expression.
Well, fuck. I look like an angry sasquatch in the mirror.
You should become a park groundskeeper with an encyclopedic knowledge of the mystical.
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I must have the wrong type of mirror.
Not even Bloody Mary visits anymore.
magic mirror
The reason is because we are used to looking at ourselves mirrored.
So when we see ourselves in pictures the normal way, something looks off since we aren’t used to it and think we look awful.
The thing is that the people around us are used to seeing us the normal way. So to them the mirrored version looks off.
@Honytawk @MrLovenstein My theory is that smartphone cameras are wide angle, so our features get distorted in comparison to what we see with our eyes. A normal lens for 35mm film is 50mm, and most phone cameras are around 24mm (35mm equivalent)
