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Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you
Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Now I really want to make Piperinol since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.
Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.
The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries
I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.
Durian
I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.
Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.
I’m a man and I’d much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don’t need more help to smell like fuel.
Some men are literally so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.
Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.
Whoever said this said it as a joke
I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.
He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…
I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes
Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!
I hate those manly male scents for true men™ so much. I’ve now switched to odorless deodorant which is so much more expensive but it’s worth it. And when I want to smell nice, I use a perfume.
Unsented roll on, because the smells they add to make it smells good actually make you stink more towards the end of the day. The white powder ones ruin shirts and Clough pores.
Clog *?
Lol, rose-scented shea butter, starch and baking soda deodorant all the way baby. You apply it once a day, twice at most, it moisturizes and nourishes your skin, lasts all day, there’s no plastic and you get to laugh in the face of fragile masculinity.
I wonder how much of my preference was advertising and upbringing, but as a man I do prefer to use the male scents almost every time.
I just bought a bathbomb called black rose frome Lush. My girlfriend approved but she wasn’t the one using it.
A bathtub, chocolate, and wine. Guys listen, ladies have it all figured out. Treat yourself.
There are a few Old Spice variants that I think are a bit fruit-forward and fresh and designed for men.
I’ve never liked the super cologney scents - I like smelling sweet, so Fuji is a good one for me. Smells tropical and a bit fruity.
I also liked Wolfthorne, which is super fruit forward. I actually got a pack of that because some super insecure dude was complaining about it in the reviews.
Outside of that, Stone from Henry’s is another fave of mine. Not fruit, but it’s light and I think anyone could wear it. Fig as well, but that’s more of a winter deodorant because I find myself needing to reapply, but it smells awesome.
I don’t mind Oldspice’s BEARGUN BEER THRASHER. Reminds me of my childhood abuse.
I don’t buy deodorant for it’s smell, I buy it so I don’t smell like a locker room by noon…
Bit off topic maybe, but I’m just reading all these comments and some of y’all are cracking me up! I just wanted to say it was a pleasure to read a bunch of random comments that boosted my mood. Thanks!
I like Fruity smells too! I have one now that smells kinda like a SweetTart candy but it’s called Wolfthorne and is aggressively masculine in the packaging and such lol
Somewhat ironically, a “unisex” deodorant of mine with almond perfume is the best one I have at keeping my body odor away. It’s local stuff that beats Nivea’s 48h sports men whatever every day (and smells much nicer, too)
Can I have some Tu-144 perfume, please?
tankie detected. The xb70 shall dedetect you
shark scent? eh… like, chum? pass
Hákarl deodorant