I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.
I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.
“You’re disgusting.” “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”
Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.
I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅
I’ve heard apple cider vinegar shots being helpful for the same reason
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Would that just be cucumber oil?
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How many olives should you eat?
Olive them.
Officer, I want to report this DAD.
I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn’t normal though.
People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.
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Olives are toxic until they’ve been brined. Those sort of discoveries always make me wonder… who figured out that immersing them in salt water for a month would make them edible without making you sick?
I’ve found my people. Think I’ll go indulge in a brick of cheddar right now. The concrete that I have to pass tomorrow will be … well … tomorrow’s problem.
Yeah wtf? I’ll eat a whole jar of kalamata and have no problems.
Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>
…i just ate eight flavor grenade pluots for dinner about two hours ago, crunchy, green, and tart: the flavor part was absolutely true but as i’m sitting down to type this i suddenly realise that the grenade part was, too…
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
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I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.
Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
Wait never go bad?
Not never, but the ones in sealed jars or cans can last years. Opened jars/cans and deli-counter olives can last months if refrigerated.
There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.
tempted to post the classic 4chan pickle story
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beautiful every time
Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)
Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï’s final moments.
Today’s been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can’t even stand them in pizza.
I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives
Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.
I know we’re not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but … I draw the line at olive hate. They’re so damn delicious. Are you even human?
chilli and garlic olives marinated in olive oil are literally food from the gods
Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won’t regret it ;)
Why not eat the other too?
This is my life motto now, thanks.
As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this
Lmao why not?
Olive’s someone’s daughter, sister, mom, cousin, aunt…
Bitter as hell.
The olives need to be cured before they are edible.
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
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Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I’ve peed out of my asshole soon after. They’re delicious, but not so much they are worth that.
Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.
This means olive oil is fruit juice.
olive juice is fruit juice. olive oil comes from crushing the fruit’s nuts
This is actually a normal part of my life but with kalamata
Somebody is salty. I think it’s me. Mmmm olives