Genie will grant your wish but will also make the first reply to your comment come true…
What do you wish for?
Infinite wishes
They will only come true after you die and none of them can be for your resurrection.
The classic, fuck tons of money enough to feed 10 of my generations on purely Salt Bae goldsteak thing
You get paid in 1¢
Banks won’t decline me right? I would go and deposit few hundred dollars once in a while
A hundred dollars would be 10,000 coins tho. A penny weighs 2.5 grams, so 100 dollars worth of them would be 25 kgs! I will have to hire someone just to do that I suppose
The ability to fly
Only on the 3rd day of the month when you’re wet, the moon is full and it is a leap year
Knowledge
You can only eat sausage,clams, and rice the rest of your life.
Not bad, not bad at all. -engineer
Is the Ferrari included in such a wish?
7 million dollars
It’s stolen money from high profile homicide case and the feds know all of the serial numbers
A little by little I start to exchange them in person for bigger or smaller banknotes. Eg. i have $100 banknotes and go to ask some random cashier to give me 2 $50 banknotes.
I think best bet would honestly be to do one of those mail-in cash for crypto things and get something anonymous like monero.
I’ve heard irl money laundering is often done at casinos or places that use lots of small cash (car wash etc), so vegas might be another option but personally I would be worried about cameras.
Or just use it for illegal shit like drugs and whoring. I don’t want to promote violence so I won’t suggest things like “pay for a hit on soros” but if I saw a headline that he was gone, I’d drink to that lol
Soros probably already has 10 clones and 10 more hearts that he can change with.
As far as those money go, noone would look for these serial numbers. Except feds and banks it would be easy to buy stuff from stores