Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne “The Fucking Rock” Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.

Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne “Rock Fucker” Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.

This left Wrestlemania’s main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.

When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: “He’s (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren’t using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him.”

We also reached out to Triple H, who said: “We’ve been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it’s about fucking time TK returned the favor.”

Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.

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