I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

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    very blatantly, right in front of her, wipe your hands with sanitizer and then wipe down the flyer …

    EDIT: “Oh, this isn’t for the virus, y’all just nasty.”

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        When that stupid PSA warning came through that conspiracy theorists said would “activate” the vaccine I was in my MAGAt infested office. I fell to the floor and screamed “The vaccine!” as soon as I heard everyone’s phones go off.

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        I wonder if you could convince one of these people of something even more crazy.

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          Once I got into it with a flat earther and they started spouting some shit about how the phases of the moon proved the earth was flat, I just cackled and said “You believe in the moon?”

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            When you are on the first date and she starts talking

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          “Haha, you think masks are real?”