Zippy BotAB to GamingEnglish · 8 months agoCatholic Priest AI chatbot is defrocked within a week after taking confession and okaying Gatorade baptismswww.rockpapershotgun.comexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down13
arrow-up1130arrow-down1external-linkCatholic Priest AI chatbot is defrocked within a week after taking confession and okaying Gatorade baptismswww.rockpapershotgun.comZippy BotAB to GamingEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·edit-28 months agoAI Priest: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want me to use water to baptize? The Pope: Yes. AI Priest: Water. Like out the toilet? The Pope: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea. AI Priest: But Gatorade’s got what souls crave. It’s got electrolytes.
AI Priest: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want me to use water to baptize?
The Pope: Yes.
AI Priest: Water. Like out the toilet?
The Pope: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.
AI Priest: But Gatorade’s got what souls crave. It’s got electrolytes.