More of a sysadmin humor, but there’s not really a community for that, and from what I’ve seen here, there’s plenty of overlap.
Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.
“Well, see you Monday!”
(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈
Found the senior dev.
Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.
God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!
Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?
I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem
I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.
So, I made one: [email protected] (https://dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)
Will try to get a few posts up soon.
Subscribed (⌐■_■)
Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.
#NotMyJob
Love it.
Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?
In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol
Last time it was the data team.
“We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”
Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.
It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD
Noisey Gif
Right? lol. I was tempted to edit in “gifs you can hear”
For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.
Edit: I love the internet sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs
Same. I’m a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There’s a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.
“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”
This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.
the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …
One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.
I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It’s the eggnog man it guides you.
it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen
Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.
That’s why I don’t have monitor dashboards 😎
I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream
