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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Constipated on the toilet from my all non cooked meat diet and my anime wife who's a sword saint comes in with her uchigatana and does the 7 stars mountain splitter slash on my compacted log.

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Constipated on the toilet from my all non cooked meat diet and my anime wife who's a sword saint comes in with her uchigatana and does the 7 stars mountain splitter slash on my compacted log.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    6 months ago

    faded

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    poop knife story but weebify the hell out of it

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      6 months ago

      Poop Wakazashi

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Using my stand to plunge the toilet, as God intended

  • Kestrel [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Thank you for giving me a nose bleed

    pooh-wtf

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      From arousal?

  • DrCrustacean [any]@hexbear.net
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    bad post

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Did you say 7 stars?!

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yes

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hanwei forge practical kehtehneh

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    jesse-wtf

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    Nice

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    Hm you said wife not waifu so I’m doubtful this happened

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    I don’t know if this in english but I fully support it.

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    “Shitposting”

    • kelly
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    this is a certified bad post

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