• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred lonely losers subjects…

    And so she thought you were ghosting her.

    Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.