stoy to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoDid you lock your front door when you left home today?message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareDid you lock your front door when you left home today?stoy to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoI check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
minus-squarePenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoAs a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoI once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
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