Maven (famous) to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenimagemessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down192
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenMaven (famous) to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square207fedilink
minus-squareirreticent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they’d try to pull start a lawnmower.
Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they’d try to pull start a lawnmower.