• CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Wild SovCit entered the chat!

      Hey, you’re being a disrespectful little shit, @[email protected]! My name is John von Natural, and I am the Natural Person, not the ARTIFICIAL PERSON that I never contracted with! My debt slavery is freed when my car company will recognize me as the Natural, and I am exercising my God-Given rights to this free car as the Natural, as I am not the ARTIFICIAL. I am totally using it for natural traveling purposes, not COMMERCE, podiatry, or debt-slavery!! All rights reserved, and without prejudice. I left pReJuDiCe with the beneficiary of the ARTIFICIAL pediatrician.

      I am officially penning my signature in red ink at a 45 angle. You can tell my post is legit because of the fancy umlaut and eloquently accented A !

      Kind regards without prejudice, observing all rights,

      John von Natural

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          Well I mean John von Natural did say all rights reserved without prejudice…

          But then again all those incantations they say don’t mean anything, so go for it!

          I’ll invoke Beyoncé incantations: “If you like it then you should’ve put a lien on it.”

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        Who on this Earth would write at 45° in that way when measuring the angle like that?

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          Finally! I was waiting for someone to call this out! I left it in there intentionally as a joke when I crudely put the image together. John von Natural just isn’t that smart with angles for his weird angle, and he also carelessly used ARTIFICIAL red digital ink rather than real red ink freshly squeezed from a natural squid, the special red Sovereign Squid that’s quite rare.