return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agoWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?message-squaremessage-square599fedilinkarrow-up1353arrow-down114
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agomessage-square599fedilink
minus-squareahto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down2·4 months agoFor a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down2·4 months agoWell yeah crank your hog first of course
minus-squaredentoid@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 months agoSPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
minus-squareJackFrostNCola@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM
minus-squareNarrativeBear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·edit-24 months agoSpank the monkey
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·edit-24 months ago Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down5·4 months agoMildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
Well yeah crank your hog first of course
SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
AROOOOOO
ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM
Spank the monkey
Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”
Flog the dolphin
Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
Choke the chicken.
Bash the bishop