cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181

It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • pete_the_cat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    51·
    4 months ago

    For others wondering: in his book he admitted to fucking a rubber glove that was stuck in the couch somehow.

    • Maven (famous)OPM
      15·
      4 months ago

      He didn’t actually say it in his book. It was a joke that turned into a widespread rumor but it doesn’t mention fucking a couch a single time in the book…

      That being said… There no way to prove that he DIDN’T fuck the couch. He just didn’t write about it in his book.