Is it because he’s always nailing smug weirdo rich fuckbags? Is it the peter falk hard carry? Is it because despite being canonically a cop he does anything but act like a cop?
Is everything downstream of columbo an attempt to erase his legacy as the hound of wealthy sociopaths?
Is Columbo a demigod?
Columbo is like sober-and-in-a-stable-marriage Harrier DuBois![emoji dubois-finger-guns dubois-finger-guns](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/9c12d9d3-bfbc-4add-89d9-dffcae95e4d3.png)
OK, so he doesn’t take off his pants to make a 3-foot jump when he could have just as easily climbed down like a normal jagoff anywhere in the course of the show, but you know what I mean.