This (arguably unhelpful) phrase seems to be taught across schools all over the world. What are some other phrases like this that are common ?
that phrase is to biology as “donde esta la biblioteca” is to spanish
Troy and Abed in the mooorning!
Donde esta la discoteca? If you had a ‘cool’ teacher.
‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’
Or when sounding like “A” as in neighbor and weigh
And on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May
And you always be wrong, no matter what you say.
yes, Bryan, we all call that “desk”
I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts
*diesk
This is honestly one of my favorite ones, and legit runs through my head whenever I can’t remember the spelling of a word
Which is way more useful of a tip.
Except in glacier, because English is fucked.
I always thought this one was pretty… WEIRD…
Like in “science”.
I’ve only heard this phrase from Americans, so I think “all over the world” is a stretch
It’s a meme in the netherlands as well.
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Fair point. I only have english textbooks for college, and it’s in pretty much evry single one of them. My dutch teachers said the meme in a translated version during lectures. Only happened twice though.
Its taught in India as well, (and is also a meme here)
Can confirm in south india
Australian here, they taught us this meme in school.
Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.
What’s the singular, then?
Mitochondrion
This one ^
Mitochondreez nutz
Mitochondrium
The correct phrase is “The Mitochondria…” OP left off the “the”
I believe most nations have a version of “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” that is taught in early education.
While not unhelpful, stop-drop-and-roll and quicksand don’t come up as often as we thought back then
I was always worried about proper handling of nitroglycerin. Talking to my friends it seems that wasn’t as common as quicksand or even thinking you’d need to tell gold apart from fool’s gold (pyrite). Games like Crash Bandicoot, shows like Dexter’s Lab, and a general interest in science may have meant I heard more about it as a kid.
To the tune of “Pop Goes The Weasel”:
x equals negative b /
plus or minus the square root /
of b squared minus 4 ac /
all over 2a!I cannot believe that stupid fucking song is still in my head, but good God damn it worked. It’s there for all 0 times I’ll need the quadratic equation in my daily life.
I can’t even visualise what you are saying
I don’t hear it either, though.
I can. But I can’t hear it at all.
I know the equation but “hearing” something in your head sounds… weird
I’ve been hearing the Donkey Kong song in my head for the last 6 hours. If you know how to make it stop, I’m all ears.
Things tend to linger when we don’t understand them or didn’t initially hear them well
We reprocess them until they make sense
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Yes, I mean I have 10/10 visualisation/internal hearing/etc but the language denotation of “hearing” something that does not enter your auditory nerve is… odd
I’ve never seen it with the x equals up front. It works much better when it starts with -b.
It was to to the tune of Frère Jacques when I learned it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frère_Jacques
Negative b, negative b
Plus or minus square root, plus or minus square root
B squared minus 4 AC, b squared minus 4 AC
Over 2A, over 2AFinding the name of the original song was a pain. I’d never seen it written as an adult and thought it said “do re mi” so every search result kept telling me it was from the sound of music.
If you already know that much algebra you can use ax2 + bx + c = 0 and solve for x to get the formula if you forget it.
Hurr durr what if I just multiply the whole thing by 4a for some reason? Oh and then after that I’ll add b² to both sides, just for shits and giggles. And for good measure, I’ll move a few numbers from one side to the other, and that leaves me with 4a²x² + 4abx + b² = b² - 4ac.
And then golly gee! Wouldn’t you know it? That just happens to let the left side factor neatly into (2ax + b)²! So I’ll just take the square root of both sides…
No!
No!
Bad!
This is fucking voodoo. I hate this shit. It’s like trigonometric substitution.
Math is procedural. Math is algorithmic. Math is repeatable.
“If these numbers looked a little different than they do, I could solve this. Oh, wow! If I just sprinkle these magic values into my problem, everything works out great!”
Oh yes, I can see how if you just plug in this shit you pulled out of your ass, everything works out great! But when you aren’t around for a fecal transfer, I have no idea how to come up with that.
I was top of my class in math. But that voodoo shit never made any sense to me.
And there is absolute value of zero chance I could figure all that out in the heat of the moment if I forgot the quadratic formula. I had to work backwards from the formula to even get all that in the first place.
- ax^2 + bx + c = 0
- ax^2 + bx = -c move the c over
- x^2 + (b/a)x = -c/a divide by a
- x^2 + (b/a)x +(b/2a)^2 = -c/a + (b/2a)^2 complete the square
- (x + b/2a)^2 = -c/a + (b/2a)^2 factor the left hand side
- x + b/2a = sqrt(-c/a + (b/2a)^2) now we just tidy it up
- x = -b/2a + sqrt(-c/a + b2/4a2)
- x = -b/2a + (2a/2a) sqrt(-c/a + b2/4a2)
- x = (-b + (2a)sqrt(-c/a + b2/4a2))/2a
- x = (-b + sqrt(-4ac + b^2))/2a move 2a into the square root and multiply it with what’s inside
The derivation of the quadratic formula is nice because it doesn’t rely on anything fancy and it’s all tricks the teacher is likely to teach around the same time you’re learning it. It’s not voodoo shit, it’s just the ax^2 + bx + c = 0 and you solve for x.
Thanks for the alternative explanation. Completing the square never made much sense to me either, so I never would have arrived there.
Do you have any evidence your phrase is used all over the world? I never learnt it.
I learned it in German in Germany. Do we have evidence from the francophone world? Latam? China?
Checking in from NZ, sounds familiar to me
Definitely did it in Australia.
What class? What year?
Biology class circa 2001-2003
Question and all comments (apart from “donde esta la biblioteka”) are not “all over the world”, but American
Workers of the world, unite!
“Don’t use Wikipedia as a source.”
Man, if I want to get a pretty good overview on almost anything, Wikipedia is the best and most accessible way. Luckily, the consensus seems to slowly change to a cautious “Don’t use Wikipedia as your only source, especially on controversial topics.”
“Christopher Columbus discovered America” (hopefully they’re not still teaching this)
Even worse: Columbus thought the earth was round but nobody believed him.
In 14 hundred and 92 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And also committed genocide
We never learnt that.
y = mx + b
Didn’t that originate in a Sabrina The Teenage Witch episode? Or did I just imagine that?
my very eager mother just served us nine
rip pizzas
Mother very easily made a jam sandwich using no plate.
I wouldn’t have gotten this without “rip pizzas”
I still dont
Acronym for planet names (now excluding pluto)
Bring back Pluto!!!