how does it feel knowing that adam sessler is better liked than you despite him being a little freak
what did he do? He always struck me as pretty cool
i like him but his character on x-play was always a horny little creep
is it true you were the first video game composer to land on the moon
Correct, because I also invented the moon
Why’d you stop calling into the CUPodcast?
they saw me pee
is it true you were the first person to beat superman in a fistfight?
No, superman blocked me on twitter after I showed him my collection of gas station knives
15 years or so ago on some shitty G4 review show you mocked the timeless Sonic soundtrack classic “Escape from the City.” How do you feel about that song being more iconic and long-lasting than the sum total of your career’s work?
damn you went right for the throat
If you check your DMs, you will note I have sent you $20. Please delete that comment or I might be feel bothered enough to call up my lawyers who will send a cease and desist that won’t hold up in court
Never :meow-knife-trans:
That is fair. I have just learned that new users cannot send private messages for the first 24 hours of their account so I can’t even follow through with this bit properly. Pretend this is our DMs:
I will never be bought :stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:
I will never be bought
:biden-alert: I do not understand what this means
when are you planning on running for president.
and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions
when are you planning on running for president.
why would I do that? I already am the president
and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions
my team of lawyers and PR people had to physically pin me down to stop me from answering this question honestly
How many of your Guinness records are you usually carrying with you at any given time?
None. I paid my intern to go find me some homeless guy who I pay $3/hour to carry them around for me. He usually hauls around all 18 of them
Is you’re mom very proud that you composed this?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4&t=3s
/unbit it’s been like 3 hours and i still can’t get over just how bad that is. what the actual fuck am i listening to?
It sounds better if you change the instrument and add some ambient synth in the background https://youtu.be/9oByTUQjCFg?t=17
Some suspect that it’s because the original “composer” didn’t tell them that horns are not the right instrument to hide the fact that he was lying about being deaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-En6wZOsm4k
But I figure a musical genius such as yourself would have been able to tell :very-smart:
mom’s always proud of me as long as I keep sending the checks on a regular basis
Is your mum very proud?
It’s hard to tell, she is 6 feet under
So what’s going on between you and Roblox? Have you had sex yet? The tension in the video could be cut with a knife.
My mind is being digitally uploaded into a call of duty clone made in roblox as we speak
Did AFM take video games live off the unfair list yet?
I am going to go on twitter to find a bunch of people who agree with me to tell me that you’re a nerd or something so I don’t have to internalize your criticism
So was it, “oof.”, “oof!”, or “oof?”
Like, was it an “oof?” of unexpected surprise that the thing happened and it hurt? An “oof!” of shock? Or just an “oof.” of minor inconvenience?
I also saw Hbomb’s recent video. :tofu-cool:
I am going to sue him for libel once I get enough lawyers together to come up with a reason why I can do that
…but you made the video mister Tallarico, how can you sue him for your work
:walter-breakdown:
What’s it like to be the first and only person in history to puff up your resume?
The sheer size of my immense brain knows know limits :galaxy-brain:
Do you actually own that house or do you rent it when you get some money together so you can make weird promotional videos about how cool and successful you are.
The latter. My actual house is in one of those sheds in the Home Depot parking lot
