• Cethin
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      1 year ago

      Are you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?

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          1 year ago

          most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.

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            1 year ago

            Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.

            • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.

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              1 year ago

              My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.