Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1826arrow-down112
arrow-up1814arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squareBruncvik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSpoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoI REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoThat explains why I’m still here.
minus-squareMobileDecay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoMy nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
That explains why I’m still here.
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢