Every place is so fucking expensive now that Culver’s is basically the same price as McDonald’s while actually tasting like real food
Total Midwestern Supremacy
Every meal at Culver’s exceeds my entire daily calorie intake goal.
The first time I had culvers I was the most hungover I had ever been in my life and my gf brought it home and it was the best burger I ate in my entire life
The second time I had culvers I wanted to share the cheese curds and standing in line to order I was thinking “don’t say cheese turds. Don’t say cheese turds. Don’t say cheese turds” and then I ordered cheese turds and the woman working laughed and gave me a free drink
Walleye sandwich, cheese curds and a concrete mixer could pull me out of the deepest depression known to man.
Counter argument: Dairy Queen has a better menu in every single way.
I thought I hated DQ burgers. Turns out I just hate ketchup, and they pour it on.
pretty sure there’s no head involved… fastfoodass maybe?
I went to culver’s once the cheese curds weren’t very good
I feel like insulting cheese curds is a Midwestern causus belii
I’m not insulting cheese curds I’m insulting culver’s cheese curds. They got no squeak. Squeakless.
you gotta dip em in ranch
A good curd should be able to stand on its own
Idk, I’m not American. The only American fast food I’ve been to is McDonald’s, KFC and Burger King, and KFC is the only one that’s halfway edible.
But here in Ireland, we have a chain called Supermacs. Their burgers? Awful. Their tenders? Abominable. Their fries? Amazing. The best garlic fries in existence. Beautiful stuff. Every time I get high I go to Supermacs and get their garlic fries.
I used to love Culver’s like 10 years ago, the last several times I had it, everything was just terrible, too salty, too dry, terrible custard. Maybe it was the locations I went to, but uniformly nowhere near as good as it used to be.
My midwestern roots taught me that Culver’s is for date night, Taco Bell is for sustenance.
virgin fastfoodheads vs chad fast-casual enjoyer
cava/sweetgreen/gusto/chipotle
yes i am my username
I just went to chipotle for the first time in a decade and I liked it. idk what that says about me.
Freddie’s is like if Culver’s actually seasoned their burgers
taco Bell has vegan food so it’s better
Krystal/White Castle (fuck you , you’re not using regional fast food to locate me) has plant based sliders, but honestly the wait times are so unreal that I could eat at a local sit down restaurant in a similar amount of time so idk, fast food has overall really fallen off
Mcdicks shrinking the food so much that they can bring back the old big mac size and call it some new thing and charge like $20 is absurd
Taco Bell would like a word
They are doing “AI” bullshit with their drive thru now, miss me with that bullshit
and i’d like a drink for less than $5
Taco bell has raised their prices more than any other chain.