Big “am I the biggest loser on the beach” energy
boss level divorce dad
A very normal guy who wants everyone to think about his genitalia all the time
Wow he took a quirk of our brain’s text processing that I find fascinating… and made me hate the shit out of it
He is Shidas. Everything he touches turns to shit.
I’m Mr. Crapmeiser. I’m Number Two.
I’m Mr Hard-to-flush. I’m Mr. Doodie-doo.
Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!
I feel a rush.
this man is really stuck in 2005
50something acting like he’s 15.
his wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach
i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself
Ah yes, the adult joke section at Spencer’s Gifts. Timeless humor.
hugh mungus
I hope he posts about le bacon next!
"Guys, guys - here’s a spoiler about my French ‘particularly impressive or remarkable’ tweet I’m going post 1m before 12:01 am that’s gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!’
God he’s so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.
People keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.
the mental of a 17 year old
I wore a T-shirt in middle school that said “Big Richard” and at the bottom it said, “but my friends call me Dick”.
I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit
Just like textbook sexual harassment
epic meme lord troll
Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
“See my opinion is that
the Jar Jar characterElon Musk isn’t inherentlyracistsophomoric as he is broadly offensive”‘Really’
“Yeah, he’s annoying in a more metaphysical sense.”
‘So what…he bugs your soul?’
“Actually, yes”
lol so randum *holds up spork*