If only there was another option… kinda like a gal pal that would do that weird thing with the wisk and the cattleprod, and didn’t try to show you their monster truck videos on a broken Galaxy 4.
Ah well, that must not exist, guess that’s that.
I guess people don’t know the stand-up comedian Blair Socci yet. She’s kind of funny but I have a feeling this was an idea for a joke that isn’t fully formed. A lot of comedians use social media to workshop their stuff…
Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you’re alone and bored with nothing to do.
I hope you like documentaries about completely random shit from politics of a foreign nation over 300 years ago, to how an obscure campaign of a war over a hundred years ago was fought, a full biography of a fictional character and what events they may have been witness to, to a plethora of asmr things as background noise, engineering deep dives and video game related content.
I show my girlfriend videos about how car indicators work.
Its not about me liking it, its about knowing about what intensely interests you, but that just sounds like a conversation with my mate, so I’m in for that.
Sploosh
What’s wrong with men’s phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?
There’s this nifty feature on phones now where you can send a link to the other person’s phone. My wife and I text each other stuff from the internet all day long.
Babe, wake up! NEW ROMAN AQUEDUCTS LORE JUST DROPPED!
babe wake up new 3 and a half hour video essay about plagiarism just dropped
You lied to me. This will make me reevaluate our current relationship. You have gone from stranger to ‘take with a grain of salt’ stranger.
Its cool, we can watch them on the TV instead
But then you get to show him all your videos on your phone
And I don’t want to be made to watch TikTok videos.
Fortunately TikTok broke their mobile website, so nobody can share links with you and expect you to watch them if you don’t have the app, and I make it abundantly clear that I’ll never install that trash.
There’s plenty other reasons that disqualify me from marriage but sharing videos on my phone is not one of them
My wife shows me wayyyy more videos on her phone than I show her on mine
Most of the stuff I share is still images/comics/gifs etc
Mine shares reels, every 19 seconds she has something new to show.
I try to share useful information from youtube but she doesn’t have the attention span to watch them anymore.
So it’s a one way road and i’m trying my best to just nod and smile at the reels while keeping focus on the information i’m trying to contain from the long form video. It’s a bloody warzone sometimes, “hey, look haha. Hey, look haha. Hey, look haha”…can you give me 10 minutes please? And then she’s pissed at me.
Short form content…i want my old wife back, can you please remove yourself from existence. You ruined her.
Same. It takes a very special video to get me to turn my sound on. Definitely more of a static content feller
Astonishing that there are dipshits who managed to be offended even by this.
I showed this to my girlfriend and she was like, “I don’t get it, why are you showing this to me?”
If i know you and you’re in my general vicinity youre gonna be watching a YouTube video even if you’re married to someone else i’m a slut that way
