This is 90% what I expected a kiwi to sound like.
Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
I can hear the dinosaur in it…
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
If memory serves me correctly it’s named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went “kiwi kiwi” in a cute voice like this.
I don’t believe this is a real animal.
Birds aren’t real
It’s a fruit
This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
When it ran away was pretty great.
My job here is done! Away!
“Until next time”
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)Screams of a thousand dark souls…
I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
Worst alarm clock ever.
And that’s what you really need to wake up
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
Git off my dick
All my friends have been on my deck.
My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
Nightmare Potato.