Speaking with The David Difference at the 58th Annual Cauliflower Alley Club Reunion (via Kayfabe Friends), Sting was asked to comment on what was next for him.
“I signed a multi-year deal with AEW, obviously not to wrestle anymore, but it’s like a licensing deal, a legends deal if you want to call it that. So I’ll do appearances with them on and off, depending on what they want and all. I’ve done real estate, I did real estate before I ever was a pro wrestler, so I’ve always loved real estate. A lot of people say, ‘Oh, are you a real estate agent?’ No, I’m not an agent. I’m an investor. I was flipping houses before before flipping houses was a term. So I made money in real estate before wrestling, so I’m doing that again, and I love it," Sting said.
I’d watch the shit out of that.
“Now you’ll notice that these floors and stairs are all solid oak. Just recently installed after some recent fire damage.”
“Oh, was it faulty wiring? Is there any issue we should be worried about?”
“No no. Nothing like that. This used to be the childhood home of Swerve Strickland, and then his coworker burned this place to the ground after a workplace disagreement.”
“Oh my! That sounds like an HR nightmare!”
“You have no idea! Now if you’ll follow me into the kitchen, I’ll show you the kitchen island with not only an oven, with stovetop, but also a dedicated indoor grilltop with grill hood. You’ll be pleasantly surprised where we placed the spicerack. Spoiler alert, it’s a game changer, and it’s not where you might think…”
The house, or the show?
The show. lol
Oh. Well that’s a bummer. Because the show doesn’t exist. But Sting will TOTALLY sell you a house!
I’m a millennial retail worker, I can’t afford a house. lol
Preach 🤣😭