tree to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoSelfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn Aboutreductress.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squarediscodoubloon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.
minus-squarediscodoubloon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOr the husband who gives a shit.
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoJust to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.
I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.
Or the husband who gives a shit.
Just to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.