i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

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    2 days. I’ll memorize the Powerball winning numbers to win something like $500M, since I know there were no other winners.

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      And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days

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          I’m sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

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            Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

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          Will they remember I was here before if I’ve looped back around?

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            Hmmmm, that’s a good question. If they’re wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

            Also, maybe don’t tell them you just won the Powerball.

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              Yea that’s true

              With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

              Don’t want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I’ll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

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                Seems to work out for them so I don’t see why not!

                Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.

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      That’s pretty smart. Even jumping to the one before the billion dollar win isn’t that far back, and even if time changes the chance of splitting the winnings is low.