Welcome to, um, bear.net
Us twinks underrepresented as usual.
Babe it’s 2am, time for your angle flattening.
yes honey
It’s as smooth as our brains.
(This is a joke, I’m sure everyone’s brains are ribbed for their pleasure.)
okay that’s it! im logging off
Revisionism on Hexbear! Mods!
But… I just got here
Well fuck you in particular then, showing up late to the party.
“What the hell is she saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has she gone off her head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell nemmybun I want to see her in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And she better have a good explanation for this garbage!”
john kerry must be stopped
No, it’s too smooth. IT’S TOO SMOOTH
Look how they massacred my boy
It’s gonna take all day to chisel this bear back to a hexagon. Alright, crew! Looks like overtime is in the cards! Let’s get back to work!