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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85arrow-down2·edit-22 days agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoInverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-222 hours agoTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoIf I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!
minus-squareAlecSadler@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-21 day agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 day agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I wouldn’t come back either
I mean, He told us to