All the hope that New York Jets fans had for this year vanished within minutes of Aaron Rodgersâ first game as their new quarterback, when he left the field with a season-ending injury. Now, as if that werenât reason enough to doubt the Jetsâ playoff chances, things just got much more dire for the team: The New York Jets are currently trapped in the same Thai cave all those soccer players had to be rescued from in 2018.
OofâŠthis is truly a nightmare scenario for Jets fans.
In a press conference this morning, Head Coach Robert Saleh announced that the Jetsâ entire 53-man roster is presently stuck 2.5 miles deep inside Tham Luang Nang Nonâthe same north Thailand cave system a youth soccer team was famously rescued from several years ago. Saleh personally took responsibility for his players getting stranded deep inside the cave as the result of a âteam-building activity gone wrong,â but was confident that the team could all be rescued and back on the field within 14-20 days. Needless to say, with the caveâs oxygen levels depleting and water levels rising, this new hurdle doesnât bode well for the Jetsâ showdown against the New England Patriots this upcoming Sunday.
âOur guys are tough, they can overcome anything the cave throws at them, so for now, weâre just taking it day by day, and not making any calls before weâre able to establish communication with them. Rescuers are running a telephone wire through the cave as I speak,â Saleh continued, assuring fans that star players like Sauce Gardner and Garrett Wilson were being attended to by the best cave divers the Jetsâ organization has to offer. âYou know, going into this season, we knew there were going to be challenges, and getting 53 large athletes in full gear out of an underwater cave system, through extremely narrow passages, in almost total darkness, thatâs definitely become one of them, and hey, we just have to deal with it. Weâre fighters. Anyone writing us off because of losing Aaron, or because of this Thailand cave situation, is going to be surprised once weâre back out there, playing our hearts out.â
Wow. If you didnât believe the Jets were cursed before, you probably do now.
Well, this season certainly isnât going the way Jets fans had hoped. Unfortunately, Vegas odds now say the teamâs likelihood of making it to the Super Bowl is 800-1, with their odds of dying in the cave now 14-1. To put that in perspective, their odds of dying in a cave before the season was only 90-1. Yikes. Whether this season is a total wash remains to be seen, but it does not look good. Not at all.
that was only 5 years ago??
Opposite reaction here, itâs already been 5 years!?!?
Unfortunately, theyâll be instantly slandered as pedophiles by Elon Musk after they get out.
why? Did they dare to refuse his useless submarine and thus deny him Edgelord-points?
Hilarious lmao, and I donât even know who the Jets are