cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoCome and take it!vegantheoryclub.orgimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·edit-215 hours agoWhy is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked? “Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war. “If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers. I fucking hate Spartans.
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 minute agoI, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries…
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 minutes agoI mean there’s the whole institutionalized child rape and physical abuse thing to hate them for as well, but you do you.
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoYer mom is a spartan. There, I’m done!
minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·34 minutes agoMy mom literally is a spartan. Graduated from Michigan state
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 hours agoPeople get most of their info about Sparta from that stupid comic. Athens was a slave state as well, but was basically the foundation of Western culture. All we got from Sparta are a couple of cocky one liners.
Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?
“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.
“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.
I fucking hate Spartans.
I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries…
I mean there’s the whole institutionalized child rape and physical abuse thing to hate them for as well, but you do you.
Yer mom is a spartan.
There, I’m done!
My mom literally is a spartan. Graduated from Michigan state
People get most of their info about Sparta from that stupid comic. Athens was a slave state as well, but was basically the foundation of Western culture. All we got from Sparta are a couple of cocky one liners.
Go back to Athens!!!