Time for me to ruin the joke by explaining it!

In the early 90s, there was a saturday morning cartoon called Captain N: The Game Master. It was about a kid who was whisked away to the magical Videoland where he met a bunch of characters from popular NES games. And many of these episodes included characters from Castlevania.

So this is what Dracula and his son Alucard looked like:

And this is what Simon Belmont looked like:

As you can see, these character designs were terrible. Or at least, they had nothing to do with the actual games. Castlevania games usually try to make Dracula at least a little bit intimidating. But not this Dracula. It’s easily the worst Dracula in the entire Castlevania franchise.

The other Draculas in this image are from: The Netflix anime, Lords of Shadow, and Symphony of the Night.