Here’s mine: I was in a meeting with some coworkers once and my friend walked in late, walked to the end of the table, and said “Sorry, I just crop dusted all of you”. At first nothing happened, I didn’t smell anything, then one woman at the end of the table said “Dear God that’s terrible” and plugged her nose. Slowly but surely the fart wafted its way throughout the room, one of the nastiest farts I have ever smelled, and we had to reconvene the meeting outside because the smell was so bad.
I work in a lab that handles radioactive material, and was working in an area where it’s really easy to accidentally contaminate the floor (which is a huge pain because you have to quarantine the contamination, lay down plastic sheeting, check everyone’s shoes, etc.)
While I’m working there one of my coworkers begins approaching me and I say “oh hold up, don’t come over here.”
She sighs and says “I’ll go get the plastic sheeting…”
I reply “Oh wait no the floor’s not contaminated. I just ripped a real nasty one.”
Never seen her laugh harder lmao