I’ve got a Tattoo Barber down the road from my house. Not sure whether he tattoos hair on your head or trims tattoos off. But either way, it sounds painful.
He smacks you with a great shout. You feel glove slapped like a duel challenge. Then he offers a small tub as you feel the tooth slip from your jaw onto your tongue.
I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.
Chuck Norris, DDS.
You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That’s why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.
