Why did I start reading this to the tune of YMCA?
Welp, geuss i can’t get married then ;-;
“self-rape” is an interesting concept.
It assumes lack of consent towards your own actions, which is possible when forced, I guess. but then it is blaming the victim as it highlights the events as the victim’s action, instead of the source of pressure fault.
Arguably, you could frame drunk masturbation as self-rape, as drunk you can’t consent to your own masturbation??? Which wouldn’t be victim blaming or it is???
People make up strange word combinations.
Is that real? If yes, some Americans are really, really nuts. Let me guess, this is the same bunch that home-schools children. …
It was intended as satire, but actual fundamentalists also used it unironically back in the days (this image is 10-15+ years old).
Who needs diamonds when you can have soooo many orgasms?
That’s my take, too.
Do I have to disclose ass play or just pussy play?
The poophole is God’s loophole
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
If you insist.
The good lord would want it that way
Ding dong ditch him, girl.
Amen. Though I always heard it as, “Her fingers are for making things, not for diamond rings (nor for ringing the devil’s doorbell).” Little pro-tip, fellas: if she’s wearing a diamond ring, she’s probably not the sort who’s going to be rolling out fresh pasta dough, pizza dough, pie dough, bread dough, etc… for your dinner. There’s a reason God put the rest of the woman around the sin cave.
I remeber
Brb
Ima go beat my shi
