My stepmum got a laptop years ago that came with a 12 month subscription to McAfee that covered a Windows machine and an Android device. She didn’t have a smartphone at that time but I did so when I set it up on the laptop for her I decided to also put it on my phone. After a while my stepmum started getting loads of emails from McAfee with a picture of my face attached. Turned out if a phone was away from the address registered with McAfee for too long the app would start sending pictures every time the device was unlocked. Thank god it had a front facing camera or things could have got very awkward.

Something wrong with your phone if your camera looks all jpegified like that

Then you ask your friend for some sugar in water…

RFK Jr. Is that you?