• CherryBullets@lemmy.caEnglish
    422·
    2 days ago

    Step 1) Be entitled

    Step 2) Have politicians whine that you’re entitled

    Step 3) Remind them physically that you’re entitled to be entitled or they’ll be sorry

    Step 4) Profit

    • Laurel RavenEnglish
      9·
      1 day ago

      I feel like there should be a guillotine in there somewhere…

      • CherryBullets@lemmy.caEnglish
        3·
        1 day ago

        Well, that’s Step 3 in certain dire circumstances; except they end up sorry in hell. Most hope it never gets to that extreme.

        • Laurel RavenEnglish
          1·
          2 hours ago

          I’ve been hoping it doesn’t get to that extreme but the hope feels fainter every day