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Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)
The real question is why are you eating Soap
**chocolate flavored soap
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap…
Isn’t that the same thing?
Only if it floats.
Does it turn you into a newt?
You’ll get better.
“That was good, now rinse.”
Moisturizer.
Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
I tried pressing the “hide” button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I’ll have to inspect element to remove that and the
ALT
when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
Work must be different in america since its so popular…
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can’t afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S
Okay I’m doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?