Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
I’ve never heard this before but it’s beautiful. It’s evocative, it’s got alliteration, and to people who don’t know that name it sounds like it could be a desert from an ice cream boutique.
Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
Cromulently fuckrustable days are when Tommy needs drinky.
I’ve never heard this before but it’s beautiful. It’s evocative, it’s got alliteration, and to people who don’t know that name it sounds like it could be a desert from an ice cream boutique.
The OG:
We need to get rid of freedom of speech
Clearly it’s been a failure
Bloke’s a grown adult but swears like some teenage Tumblr user discussing which fictional characters they ship.
surely that’s a bit. it scans like a joke someone would post here.
He could have easily just stopped after the made up mom quote, but no.
He Persisted
This needs a fucking content warning Christ
Felt like I got shot reading that
CW: L I B E R A L I S M
Every time I see this, it takes a year off my life
This is just like playing Borderlands
You know this was already a perfectly liberal ending with the quote but the last line is the gut punch cherry on top
Translation: I love it because it gives me someone to yell at besides my kids